At The Doctor's Office

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt whenever she touched it.

"Impossible!", says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger and pushed on her left breast and screamed. She then went on to push her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed, likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

"Well, no", she replied. "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."